Take a minute to do the following; put both of your hands on your mahogany desktop, slowly push yourself away from your cubicle, and take a nice walk outside of your building. Inhale deeply. Do you smell that? Yes my friends, that is the smell of delusion and grandeur that many current sellers have in Southern California. Today we Salute Stanton with our Real Homes of Genius Award. The above 680 square foot palace is something akin to what Saddam’s palace was like, except this place is in Orange County and 20,000 square feet smaller.
Do you notice the beautiful yellow fire hydrant and how it blends in naturally with the yellow dead grass? This type of home would bring a tear to the editors at Architecture Journal Weekly for its magnificence. What else do you get for $475,000? Well you get one bedroom and one bath because when you are this rich you want to keep your family close, preferably at an arms distance in one room. Two bedrooms? Not in this village of the bourgeois elite.
Let us take a look at the current sales action:
Price Reduced: 03/13/07 -- $499,000 to $475,000
Okay, maybe this home was purchased for $300,000 seven years ago correct? Well let us find out:
Sales History: 10/30/2000: $138,000
Wow, they expect to net a profit of $337,000. Or $48,000 a year, more than the median family income in the area. Again why would you want to work when you can live in your mansion and make bank without lifting a finger; I actually feel some Persian kings rolling in their graves.
Today we Salute you Stanton with our Real Homes of Genius Award.