Someone notify Ken and Barbie that their home was just foreclosed on. No more nights cruising the boulevard in the pink Corvette. And in other news, we have this home selling for $360,000 in the glorious city of Artesia. Now you may be looking at the picture and saying to yourself, “I’m over 6 feet tall, how can I fit here?” Don’t focus on the problems but think of the great things you’ll be able to do in this place. You can clean the roof with no ladder. You can literally raise the roof at parties. Ah yes, with all these perks don’t you just want to call your agent and be the first to bid on this place?
It was initially listed at $369,000 but was dropped $9,000 for each day a person had to lower their head to walk into the home. For perspective, notice the peewee basketball court to the right. Now you may be thinking, with 626 feet what am I going to do with all that extra space? Many of you may be shocked to see homes in Los Angeles County breaking the $400,000 barrier. Let us take a look at previous sales data on this home:
$65,000!!! Now we’re talking. So this here looks like someone jumped in last year and is trying to flip this house. And looking at the size of this place I wouldn’t be surprised if you and your weightlifting buddy really couldn’t flip this house on its side. Assuming they got their asking price they would be up $36,400. Something in my belly tells me Ken isn’t signing any no-loan docs. This place is close to the 91 freeway and small but cozy according to the seller. I’ve heard Ford Pintos are nice and cozy as well.
Today we salute you Artesia with our Real Homes of Genius.